It is with great sadness that Sam Haines book shop must report the lost of a dear friend. For sometime the situation had be precarious, and the news we had all been dreading came though just after lunch.
Strange Brian came in; the bits of him that are visible to the human eye seemed distressed. After several false starts and the emergency administration of a cup of tea, Brian was able to break the news to us that the bobble had finally parted from his hat and could now be
“Anywhere from here to Kettering “.
Careful questioning revealed that it is extremely unlikely that the bobble is now in Kettering as the hat and Brian have never visited that doubtless fair city but who as Minion 2 asked who can really know the way of rogue bobbles?
People of Britain your help in this matter would be appreciated the bobble is of indeterminate colour and if found maybe returned to Sam Haine’s book shop at the usual address.
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